Dap the Cat
❝ It's like magic, but its always been a smoke and mirrors game ❞
i'm Kolzar/Dapbuns/Shi and sometimes I draw stuff. But here i just reblog shit and talk about how much i suck

ratchetlordzuko:

SPONGEBOB

WHY 

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: pusheen)

That awkward moment when you realize you’re basically Squidward…

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

(Source: bijection)

spacewhalesinspace:

l-i-ndsi:

hisakata-resutomoshibi:

theyoungerpolarbear:

katiecriss:

goingballsout:

the good old days of mermaid man and barnacle boy. 

oh my god. 

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD

OOHHMMYGOOODDDD

madame-clockwork:

Oh my god this is fucking hilarious.

this is fucking perfect and beautiful

1. Cap My Point - Soldier Gaga ft. Spyoncé

2. O Filho do “Seu Menino” - Jair & Luciana Rodrigues

3. Ready To Go - Panic! At The Disco

4. The Tuneful Tuna’s Advice - Spongebob Squarepants

5. I Like To Move It - Madagascar

6. Return To Me - Tub Ring

7. O Peru - Elba Ramalho

8. Exogenesis: Symphony Part 3 (Redemption) - Muse

9. Mrs. Puff’s Boating School Ad - Spongebob Squarepants

10. Arena - Daft Punk

11. Baby -  Heavy Bieber ft. Scoutacris

12. Hikari E - The Babystars

13. Sweet Victory - Spongebob Squarepants

14. O Avião - Toquinho

15. Barnacles! - Spongebob Squarepants

16. Sarah Smiles - Panic! At The Disco

17. WildCat - Ratatat

18. Data, Data, Data - Hans Zimmer

19. Kung Fu Fighting - Hans Zimmer ft. Cee-Lo

20. Plankton Jams the Signal - Spongebob Squarepants

madame-clockwork:

Oh my god, best one ever.

tried to actually sing this

(Source: tonarchy)

jetstrash:

stretchedlobes:

Just, for the love of God, press play.

BLAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHlakvnSDV ASVA

forever reblog

(Source: yungjomz)

GUYS I want to hear your Spongebob quotes

jetstrash:

kiana-m:

raging-raichel:

nachomusings:

51wordsperminute:

teeny-pie-minion:

deuxdubia:

caancity:

DON’T TOUCH ME, I’M STERILE

YOU’RE GOING TO BE A GOD AND LIKE IT.

Explosions…. I MEAN, EROSION!

You used me…FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells… smelly. 

You’re right Patrick!  That IS disturbing!

Excuse me sir, I hope my horrible ugliness won’t be a distraction to you.

Welcome to the Salty Spittoon. How tough are ya?

Krabs: I didn’t want to say that in front of Patrick but, this hat makes you look like a girl.

Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl?

Krabs: Uhh yeah, you’re beautiful.

*the mailman stares*

I only remember the most awkard stuff))

I’ll be able to see a friend this weekend

I was feeling too kawaii uguu desu happy

and I was listening to the Spongebo Movie songs

*sparkle let’s be hipsters*

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAREEEEEEE

GIVE ME THIS NOW